I have a badge on my dashboard already.
It bears the legend:
CLERGYMAN
ON CALL
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:45,
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LIES!
WITCHCRAFT!
*distributes pitchforks*
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:21,
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