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# you get thoses on your b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:25, archived)
# I know that... I was being all n00bish to get people to talk to me
/started donating on his b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:26, archived)
# oh
I fell for your cunning plan like some kind of gravitationally pulled fat human falling out of a light aircraft with inadequate safety belts

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)
# so.. now that we're in conversation... ;-)
what you wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)
# I'm wearing your underwear
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)
# that's
mine actually
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# So who's underwear am I wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)
# I've had time to research this now
that's mine too
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)
# mine you fucker
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)
# sorry Mr. Horrible sir, do you want me to wash them before returning them?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)
# and ruin the scent?
please.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)
# only the outside layer
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)
# Damn!
Had I known that, I would have came back two months earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)
# you could have scored free cakes and everything :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)
# I miss b3ta cake
But I really just want the b3rthday candle. I like fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)
# \o/ Yay! \o/
Fire!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)
# yay for fire
in the meantime, have a crudely drawn cake :D
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You can burn it later
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)
# Aww thank you!
:)

I like itz!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)