No no
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAARD protects your child from damage caused by exposure to spoons.
(
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:17,
archived)
No, you see.
We need to BAN SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUARD
Brought to you by the Society of Spoons.
(
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:18,
archived)