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# My, what big eyes you have...
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(Bogbean, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)
# I just want to lick the eyes,
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Mmm, chocolate limes!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:13, archived)
# eeeuw, I hate those things
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)
# They'd be nice if they actually tasted like chocolate and limes.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:15, archived)
# I think you may have identified my reason for disliking them
they were more like wax and bakelite
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)
# I really liked them when I was given them by my nan.
Turned out they were laced with Crack.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)
# those visits used to fly by didn't they
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)
# Oh hell yes.
I just wish i knew where she keeps those sodding purple flying monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)
# Haha! They wouldn't have sold many if they'd called them that.
"Bakalite Waxes! 10 a penny, come and get 'em!"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)
# *stabs in forehead*
*chisels out gem-like eyes* .... profit
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:12, archived)
# *chisels D'artisan's face*
*steals gem eyes*

*inserts in anus*
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)
# *attaches glue to cock*
*bums fucksocks*

*retrieves gem eyes on cock*

*runs off to join the circus*
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)
# I have no response to this.
Well.........

Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)
# Victory to the gem-eye-cock-circus!
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)
# Whose anus?
D'artisan's or yours?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)
# Yours.....
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)
# I wondered what that tingling was...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)
# nope thats something far far far more sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:22, archived)
# Is it tarantula's eggs?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Nope its a banana!
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:30, archived)
# Haha!
*slips over*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:34, archived)
# hahahahahah
been sucking a biro have we hohohohoho
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)
# I blame SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAARD
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:15, archived)
# No no
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAARD protects your child from damage caused by exposure to spoons.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)
# No, you see.
We need to BAN SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUARD


Brought to you by the Society of Spoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)
# *feeds lemon*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)