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# Hams for all is a fine fine theme
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# It's why
the festive season was once called "Chris Hams For All Mass"

From the ancient tradition of a man called Chris, who would travel around the universe giving the gift of pork to
all objects with sufficient mass.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# I hope you got halal ham for your islamic friends
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# They can
just eat whatever damn ham they're given. Picky buggers.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
#
"My dog love to roll around in all kinds of things. I can't stop her from becoming dirty but I can stop the smells that linger on after her bath. After giving her Nullo, I noticed a change in her smell and it has also cleared the bad breath. Thank you Nullo and keep up the great work." -R.B.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# "Giving the gift of pork"
Fnar fnar!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# pffft
He'd thrust his meaty sausages and lamb-burgers upon their persons, whether they goddamn liked it or not.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)