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(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:14, archived)
# erm
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# classic
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# hahahaha
You've made my day
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# that's what Mrs Toast said this morning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# do you usually
happen to let fly with your pan?

i sense vic reeves coming towards this conversation
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# he panhandles
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# never marry, kids
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Never marry kids - good advice!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# IS IT FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# no,
that would be when you insert your penis into them


marriage is a holy institution where a man and woman are joined together ...


... ok i stand corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Is it "Scroaming"?
Or perhaps "Brottaging"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# 'ning, chap!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Jerry Lee Lewis will attest to that
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# they split easily

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Greetings, The Neville.
Woo to your barminess, sir. Are you well this evening?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# I am indeedyup
Although I am in the midst of the "deciding what I might buy people for christmas" lurgy-fog.

I've been advised I should try and improve on last year, where the theme of the day was "Hams for all"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Hams for all is a fine fine theme
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# It's why
the festive season was once called "Chris Hams For All Mass"

From the ancient tradition of a man called Chris, who would travel around the universe giving the gift of pork to
all objects with sufficient mass.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# I hope you got halal ham for your islamic friends
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# They can
just eat whatever damn ham they're given. Picky buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
#
"My dog love to roll around in all kinds of things. I can't stop her from becoming dirty but I can stop the smells that linger on after her bath. After giving her Nullo, I noticed a change in her smell and it has also cleared the bad breath. Thank you Nullo and keep up the great work." -R.B.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# "Giving the gift of pork"
Fnar fnar!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# pffft
He'd thrust his meaty sausages and lamb-burgers upon their persons, whether they goddamn liked it or not.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# novelty corkscrews
should be this years theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# I can't believe people were disappointed with a Christmas Ham.
That's what Christmas is all about, after all.

Buy them ham again - and keep doing it until they like it!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# hahaha
i love you
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# A informative tale of caution
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Indeed
a stern lesson for us all
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# serves her right for wanting rice
as always - a joy to behold
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)
# *Looks for somewhere to hang hat*
Aha! Hatstand.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)
# tsk, bloody women
always over reacting.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# they never look on the bright side...
..now the garden has a feature :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# hahahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Rice!
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Trouble with
Mrs. The Neville?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# pfft.
She doesn't usually mind when I hurl utensils through the kitchen window.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:53, archived)
# This is my life
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 19:13, archived)
# test
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 20:10, archived)
# You broke my Internets!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 20:42, archived)