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# My fucking dog
used to do it behind the door. So when you came into the room you smeared shite all over the carpet. And then had to try and clean under the door.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Your dog obviously took after his daddy
You'd do something like that if you were a dog.


Don't lie, you would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Technically I was not the dogs dad
I shagged his ma, yeah but the dates didn't add up
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Haha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
I was expecting something far filthier from the mind of 4dam.

Woo to the piccy.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)
# It's a true story!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Something like this perhaps?
www.b3ta.com/board/6613273
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)
# How did it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)
# a mates dog did a similar thing once
we were all in his living room and we smelt a rather offensive odour.
of course (almost by reflex) we all blamed my brother and continued to blame him for a good 10 minutes.
and then we opened the door, only to be stared at by the happiest dog in the world and the smelliest dog turd...

oh happy days
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)