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# Logos
(eyes, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Why am I looking at your logos?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:14, archived)
# because
its better than looking at spam and baked beans
(eyes, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:17, archived)
# Our survey says . . .
www.adclassix.com/images/45spambeans.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:18, archived)
# your survey is of no interest
as it applies to saturdays...
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:21, archived)
# yummy
Recipe for Spam (stolen from Hormel)

1 pig
1 salt lick

combine ingredients and grind to a fine paste

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Mmm!
I love spam fritters. They are the single strongest reason for wishing I had never left Uni.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:24, archived)
# BEANS

BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)
# ARGH!
Kill it!
(eyes, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:40, archived)
# Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)
# That's most amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:16, archived)
# ah i see what you did there..... its word association
surely it should be:

codex CODAX Kodak Kojak

but what the hell is a codax?


And im RISing at the Mr Sheen????
Edit: unless of course you are referring to kojak being a bald cnut.
(AMadDayYes, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Kojak was a fan of mahogany wardrobes
the national mahogany association (NMA) association of great britain suggests using Mr Sheen "or similar household spray-polish" be used to clean such wardrobes.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:19, archived)
# thank god thats cleared that up
(AMadDayYes, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)
# He was the secretary of the NMA from 1984-1987
but it turned out that he had a tallboy which was a mahogany veneer on a teak base and he was expelled.

Up until '87 the Association had always promoted the use of molten beeswax and it is seen as many as a deliberate slight to Kojak that they switched their stance on propellant based polishes on his departure.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:22, archived)
# You're very knowledgeable, but did you know
in late '87, Kojak, slighted by the switch set up the United Mahogany Movement (UMM). Most mahogany dealers were adverse to paying two sets of subscription fees, and didn' want to join a franchise started just out of spite. The UMM quietly folded later the next year.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:27, archived)
# I actually still have my UMM membership card.
I only found it when we moved house back in August and I am in the process of trying to get my subscription back from Kojak at the moment.

It's my own fault really, for never cancelling the Direct Debit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:31, archived)