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I wasn't hungry until I could smell the bacon

but now I have 3 bacon rolls.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)

bastard!

I have nothing to make warm food with, and the nearest shop is 10 miles away.

I'm going to have a ciggie to stave off the humger pangs

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)

Is there a school near by?

Go and steal a child and cook them with your lighter.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)

There is a small village school about 5 miles away

There are also pheasants and sheep outside. I could make pheasantsheep pie.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)

With a side serving

of seven year old kidneys....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)

I was going to have brown sauce on them but they onbly had that lichfields stuff so I didn't bother.

They're still grand though, but I'll have to remember to get some brown sauce to put in my condiments drawer here at work.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)

I have some HP brown sauce sitting on my desk.

I would lend it to you, but I don't think the bottle would email over very well.

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)

You lucky bugger

from this day forward I'm going to make sure that, at work, I have an emergency bottle of HP sauce nearby.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)

I actually prefer Daddy's brown sauce, but HP is good enough.

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)

SICKO.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)

I love both equally

I use each one depending on my mood.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)