b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 6629002 (Thread)

# She should...
...masturbate.

That's what I do when I'm bored.

It certainly makes the waiting room at the dentists more entertaining when the police arrive.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# And it shortens every bus journey, too!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Ahh, happy memories.
One leg up on the seat in front, the one-man-reacharound. Sitting on your hand until it goes numb, so it's like someone else doing it. Spraying the ticket machine with sticky white manglue.

Happy days, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# We've all done it.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)