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# Chloe's bored. What should she do?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Hair cut?
Nah
(City wall is not doing much, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# she should draw a portrait of Jolly Jack
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# This!
Hard and fast!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# strum her tiny pink banjo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Haha! Does it look like a mouse's ear?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# roll over
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# get a hobby
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# She should unwrap her new Wii...
...and play "Phonebox Vandal 2006: Gold Edition" until her front room is completely trashed.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Squirt skunk stinky pee-pee on passers by
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# She should...
...masturbate.

That's what I do when I'm bored.

It certainly makes the waiting room at the dentists more entertaining when the police arrive.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# And it shortens every bus journey, too!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Ahh, happy memories.
One leg up on the seat in front, the one-man-reacharound. Sitting on your hand until it goes numb, so it's like someone else doing it. Spraying the ticket machine with sticky white manglue.

Happy days, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# We've all done it.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)
# She should
Go flirt with Art...'cos she's seen what Kat was up to when they were watching the Metrix or whatever that trilogy is called :)
(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# i maintain that the matrix is not a trilogy
it's one great film followed by two rubbish sequels that have nothing to do with the original.
*harrumph*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# ^ This. A Lot
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# although the freeway chase in reloaded is a guilty pleasure.
sometimes i put the dvd in just for that. though it's a good action scene, it doesn't really take the plot anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# "it doesn't really take the plot anywhere."
Much like the rest of the film......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# agreed. like i said, a guilty pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# a bit like fwapping over donkey rape
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# the first was really only just a conspiracy theory
with a nice special effect

it blew me away because of the lack of hype at the time
i went to the cinema knowing nothing about it
which is rare these days

but after that, it just became self indulgent toss
created by a bloke in a dress
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)
# what's wrong with blokes in dresses?
your prejudice bemuses me.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
# it totally didn't match his shoes!
that sort of blatant lack of fashion sense just
lowered my opinion forever :)

and besides, i only stated he wore a dress
i never said it was the reason the films were shit
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)
# i agree.
every self-respecting tranny knows The Shoe Rules.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)
# I maintain that the first one is overrated and just as crap as the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)
# i hate the word 'overrated'.
i am not overrating it. i rate it just as much as i like it. if i like it enough to give it 9/10 on imdb, and i vote accordingly, then i am not overrating it. if i liked it only 4/10 and gave it 9/10 then i would be overrating it. what you mean is, you don't like it as much as me. that doesn't mean i am rating it too highly.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)
# you really like the matrix don't you
i'll stop underating it's crapness now
didn't mean to cause upset :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)
# i really like the first one.
i agree that the other two are utter bobbins.
you are free to diss as much as you but like! my rant wasn't about people who don't like the same movies as me, but about the arrogance contained within the word 'overrated'.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)
# well i'll have to agree wth you
this time

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)
# go bungeejumping.
or use a chainsaw, that always works for me.

edit: OR she could have some fun with scarlet, if you know what i mean ;)

i mean playing chess.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# switch off her TV set
and do something less boring instead...
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha...
This week: 5 nervous Kids from Wigan trying to teach you how to make home bottled Ginger beer and make a Picture from Pasta bits...

Why don't You!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# arf
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# why don't you...
didn't ant or dec do that...
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# no that was byker grove
oooo! byker
oh byker bykeeeeeer grove YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# yeah but I thought there
was some clip where one of them was doing it when they were about 12..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)
# yeah
they were on it making biscuits or summat
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)
# you could be right
i'm quite regulary wrong :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Timmy Mallet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# 'what' not; 'who'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Timmy Mallet
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)
# She should get back in the kitchen
and know her fucking place....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Too fucking right and all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# hehe
This^
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# She should ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# go on a date with pepi la pew!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Play chess...
and have a nice cup of cocoa...


well naked obviously...
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# spay her!


(spray her?)
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# i would expect she would experiment trying on different styles of lingerie
while admiring herself in the mirror.

or she gould be dressed as an intergalactic space priate, with a robot parrot on her sholder. she may or maynot have an eyepatch, i'll leave that to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# The first one
And pirate is spelt p-i-r-a-t-e
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# thor has curly hair
and ham hands
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# ^^This
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# ermmm
www.b3ta.com/board/6628872
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# An eyepatch is Mandatory Thor.. You know that...
Oh Space Pirate you say... In that case it is optional as long as they undertake to start each sentance with 'Yarrrrr'
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
#
Did a space pirate a while back.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Yarrrrr!.
That be a Comely Wench etc etc etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)
# ...
well shiver me timbers!!

rather woosome that
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)
# get down you scurvy dog!
that is rather ace, especially after finishing treasure island.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Record an album
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Extract semen from a dog via digital manipulation


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
#
digital manipulation
a straw
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)
# go away.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)
# Or failing that
could you draw her getting abducted and having her pelt skinned off her to be made into a fur coat?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)
# And then, still alive and skinless
being brutally raped by Columbo star Peter Falk, who strips open his mac to reveal he is wearing a baby doll, MADE FROM SKUNK PELTS!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Peter Falk in a baby doll made from skunk pelts?
It just doesn't get any better than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)
# I doesn't, does it?
I'm going to buy the good miss 4dam a Peter Falk in skunk pelt babydoll outfit from Anne summers tonight.
Sexy times!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)
# they make babydolls for dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)
# God I hope so
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)
# She's a lucky lady
and you're a lucky man.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)
# That;s more than lucky!!1
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)
#
miss master

'ning, 4dam!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Ning Professor Kenny Martin!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Protest against the exploitation of big titted furry animals
by unscrupulous artists.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)
# She can't.
....not until her contract runs out.....in 2067.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha
She'll get the union onto you.

Before you know it, Kat and Art will be waving 'One out, all out' placards in the first frame of SA and setting up a picket line so you can't draw frames 2 and 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)