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# whenever I show my
masterpieces to Mrs Flan, all she does is roll her eyes and tut

then I usually shout 'Tuts oooot'

then she hits me

what bliss :o)
(, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 20:09, archived)
# next time
shout 'tut tut baldy nut' while slapping the top of your head.*

*this would only really be funny if your wife was bald. and if she was bald and you did that, you would probably die. so on second thoughts, better not.
(, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 20:15, archived)
# a few probs there
1) Mrs Flan is not actually me wife, we is engagged tho
2) She has a full head of ginger hair
3) She's Irish
4) She'd pull my spleen out and jump on it
(, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 20:18, archived)