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# when i was a kid i had an imaginary friend
he went with me everywhere and looked after me


then i grew up, and stopped believing in god
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Haha!
Loser!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# I have an imaginary Henry the Eighth sometimes
should I mention that?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# i'd keep that one under your hat
if i were you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# I had a Henry the Eighth once.
I smoked half of it and gave the remaining Louis XVI to a mate.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Look. Don't take the piss because:
He is all seeing and looks down from up high to see if you are evil or good.

One day, He will shock and amaze the unbelievers by showing himself and proving that he really exists.

Depending on what He sees, he will make a call on Judgement Day.

If you've been good, you might get a scalextrix or a subbuteo. Bad, and you will only get a satsuma and connect-4.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# D'oh
that's santa, isn't it. I always get him and god confused.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Well at least someone replied
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Good.
Happy Christmas to you.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Thank you. And a very
merry new year to you.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)