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[challenge entry] Well, it's in the same vein...
Must I explain this? Must I? Here we go then. For fuck

From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 298 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Ris?
*suspects he is being dim*

34?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Barabas was pardoned from crucifixion, Jesus wasnt
Jesus died at 33

That is what I know
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# That's an Easter thing, no?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Look, i'll level with you...
I'm not even christened, so i'm the wrong person to ask
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# and you are a vampire also
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I still have most of my Griffin Saver gear
A friend of the family is an HSBC bank manager, in the early '80's as a spotty office boy he had to dress up as the griffin and stand outside his branch.

The Natwest piggibanks are worth loads on ebay, the midland bank stuff is worth fuck all (typical).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# ooh - take piccies!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Ok, i'm at the office at the mo (although I do have the dictionary)
so I cant do it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# I am a confirmed member of the Adult Church of England
and a keen campanologist at my local church.

Yet I am just thinking about rob as Charlotte Church still.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# when i was a kid i had an imaginary friend
he went with me everywhere and looked after me


then i grew up, and stopped believing in god
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Haha!
Loser!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# I have an imaginary Henry the Eighth sometimes
should I mention that?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# i'd keep that one under your hat
if i were you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# I had a Henry the Eighth once.
I smoked half of it and gave the remaining Louis XVI to a mate.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Look. Don't take the piss because:
He is all seeing and looks down from up high to see if you are evil or good.

One day, He will shock and amaze the unbelievers by showing himself and proving that he really exists.

Depending on what He sees, he will make a call on Judgement Day.

If you've been good, you might get a scalextrix or a subbuteo. Bad, and you will only get a satsuma and connect-4.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# D'oh
that's santa, isn't it. I always get him and god confused.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Well at least someone replied
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Good.
Happy Christmas to you.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Thank you. And a very
merry new year to you.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# barabas doesn't
begin with R though
(The Director of Directing, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# your post confuses me
your username worries me
your profile baffles me

why are you doing these things to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Welease Woger
etc..

/Life of Brian quotes blog
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# aha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
#
if you've watched life of brian then you may get what i'm going on about


as for my username and profile there is little to no explanation
(The Director of Directing, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# now look here
point 1. b3ta.com/board/6641968
point 2 and 3. oh well
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Yes,
I just read his profile and I am a bit perplexed.

Is it a parody?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Read the Alt text
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Can I take that as an admission of guilt?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Take it as an admission of guilt,
take it as a simple statement of fact,
take it as a frivolous toss-off.

Take it all, bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Now I appreciate that Barabbas
was the man that was set free by Pontius Pilate, but still RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# BA Barabus?
Ain't goin' on no cross Foo'
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Ha
Ha

haha
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# hahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)