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[challenge entry] Well, it's in the same vein...
Must I explain this? Must I? Here we go then. For fuck's sake: Jesus pegged out at 33, right? Barabbas got released instead of him, right? So he gets to live to 34. Assuming he didn't get crucified for some other petty crime like coveting an ox or something. What's all that about, anyway? Is it okay to lust over your next-door neighbour's PS3 / HD Telly / daughter's vagina but not their ox? Is a sheep still a goer? What about if they're not your neighbout - and let's face it, it's a bit fucking unlikely that someone on the Doddington & Rollo estate in Battersea will have an ox in their front room, although their pikey bint in her pink velour may well look and smell like one. Anyway, there's an end to it. I'm off to murder another prozzie.

From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Ris?
*suspects he is being dim*

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Barabas was pardoned from crucifixion, Jesus wasnt
Jesus died at 33

That is what I know
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# That's an Easter thing, no?
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Look, i'll level with you...
I'm not even christened, so i'm the wrong person to ask
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# and you are a vampire also
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I still have most of my Griffin Saver gear
A friend of the family is an HSBC bank manager, in the early '80's as a spotty office boy he had to dress up as the griffin and stand outside his branch.

The Natwest piggibanks are worth loads on ebay, the midland bank stuff is worth fuck all (typical).
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# ooh - take piccies!
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Ok, i'm at the office at the mo (although I do have the dictionary)
so I cant do it now.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# I am a confirmed member of the Adult Church of England
and a keen campanologist at my local church.

Yet I am just thinking about rob as Charlotte Church still.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# when i was a kid i had an imaginary friend
he went with me everywhere and looked after me

then i grew up, and stopped believing in god
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# I have an imaginary Henry the Eighth sometimes
should I mention that?
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# i'd keep that one under your hat
if i were you
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# I had a Henry the Eighth once.
I smoked half of it and gave the remaining Louis XVI to a mate.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Look. Don't take the piss because:
He is all seeing and looks down from up high to see if you are evil or good.

One day, He will shock and amaze the unbelievers by showing himself and proving that he really exists.

Depending on what He sees, he will make a call on Judgement Day.

If you've been good, you might get a scalextrix or a subbuteo. Bad, and you will only get a satsuma and connect-4.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# D'oh
that's santa, isn't it. I always get him and god confused.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Well at least someone replied
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Good.
Happy Christmas to you.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Thank you. And a very
merry new year to you.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# barabas doesn't
begin with R though
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# your post confuses me
your username worries me
your profile baffles me

why are you doing these things to me?
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Welease Woger

/Life of Brian quotes blog
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# aha!
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
if you've watched life of brian then you may get what i'm going on about

as for my username and profile there is little to no explanation
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# now look here
point 1.
point 2 and 3. oh well
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Yes,
I just read his profile and I am a bit perplexed.

Is it a parody?
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Read the Alt text
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Can I take that as an admission of guilt?
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Take it as an admission of guilt,
take it as a simple statement of fact,
take it as a frivolous toss-off.

Take it all, bitch.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Now I appreciate that Barabbas
was the man that was set free by Pontius Pilate, but still RIS?
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# BA Barabus?
Ain't goin' on no cross Foo'
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Ha

(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# hahahahahha
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)