Well, it's in the same vein...
From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 298 entries (closed)
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From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 298 entries (closed)
( , Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
Barabas was pardoned from crucifixion, Jesus wasnt
Jesus died at 33
That is what I know
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:08,
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That is what I know
Look, i'll level with you...
I'm not even christened, so i'm the wrong person to ask
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:15,
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I still have most of my Griffin Saver gear
A friend of the family is an HSBC bank manager, in the early '80's as a spotty office boy he had to dress up as the griffin and stand outside his branch.
The Natwest piggibanks are worth loads on ebay, the midland bank stuff is worth fuck all (typical).
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:20,
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The Natwest piggibanks are worth loads on ebay, the midland bank stuff is worth fuck all (typical).
Ok, i'm at the office at the mo (although I do have the dictionary)
so I cant do it now.
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:24,
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I am a confirmed member of the Adult Church of England
and a keen campanologist at my local church.
Yet I am just thinking about rob as Charlotte Church still.
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:16,
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Yet I am just thinking about rob as Charlotte Church still.
when i was a kid i had an imaginary friend
he went with me everywhere and looked after me
then i grew up, and stopped believing in god
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:21,
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then i grew up, and stopped believing in god
I have an imaginary Henry the Eighth sometimes
should I mention that?
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:23,
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I had a Henry the Eighth once.
I smoked half of it and gave the remaining Louis XVI to a mate.
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:34,
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Look. Don't take the piss because:
He is all seeing and looks down from up high to see if you are evil or good.
One day, He will shock and amaze the unbelievers by showing himself and proving that he really exists.
Depending on what He sees, he will make a call on Judgement Day.
If you've been good, you might get a scalextrix or a subbuteo. Bad, and you will only get a satsuma and connect-4.
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:31,
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One day, He will shock and amaze the unbelievers by showing himself and proving that he really exists.
Depending on what He sees, he will make a call on Judgement Day.
If you've been good, you might get a scalextrix or a subbuteo. Bad, and you will only get a satsuma and connect-4.
D'oh
that's santa, isn't it. I always get him and god confused.
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:37,
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your post confuses me
your username worries me
your profile baffles me
why are you doing these things to me?
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:17,
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your profile baffles me
why are you doing these things to me?
if you've watched life of brian then you may get what i'm going on about
as for my username and profile there is little to no explanation
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:19,
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as for my username and profile there is little to no explanation
now look here
point 1. b3ta.com/board/6641968
point 2 and 3. oh well
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:21,
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point 2 and 3. oh well
Yes,
I just read his profile and I am a bit perplexed.
Is it a parody?
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:21,
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Is it a parody?
Take it as an admission of guilt,
take it as a simple statement of fact,
take it as a frivolous toss-off.
Take it all, bitch.
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Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:28,
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take it as a frivolous toss-off.
Take it all, bitch.