babies will crykittens will bleed from their left paw and the clouds will turn upside down and inject their rain into the sky the cliffs of dover will look burberry if you squint at them (which you will) and old ladies will feel slightly uncomfortable if they're left alone with you the sound of a french (or belgian) accent will make you feel strangely melancholy and coco the coco pops monkey will start to look attractive.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:17,
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I'll still start with a down though.
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts.,
Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:18,
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forty years of darkness, earthquakes volcanoesdogs and cats living together
MASS HYSTERIA
(MASS HYSTERIA
urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:20,
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ARGH! Mass hysteria!KILOGRAMS! KILOGRAMS! KILOGRAMS! OUNCES? STONES! POUNDS! KILOGRAMS! METRIC TON!
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:21,
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DENSITY HYSTERIA!VERY DENSE! REALLY NOT VERY DENSE! KINDA IN THE MIDDLE, YOU KNOW, SORT OF SPONGY! DIFFERENT KINDS OF DENSITY.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:23,
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ORANGEY! REAL GENUINE ORANGEYNESS!WELL MORE MANGOEY REALLY! THINKING ABOUT
IT! BUT STILL VERY MUCH ORANGEY!
DEFINITE ORANGEY SUBSTANCE DELIVERED
TO YOUR DOOR, WELL NOT YOUR DOOR,
BUT THE BEHIND THE LARGE POT NEAR YOUR DOOR!
ORANGEY MANGO! MANGO ORANGEY ARTICLE!
(IT! BUT STILL VERY MUCH ORANGEY!
DEFINITE ORANGEY SUBSTANCE DELIVERED
TO YOUR DOOR, WELL NOT YOUR DOOR,
BUT THE BEHIND THE LARGE POT NEAR YOUR DOOR!
ORANGEY MANGO! MANGO ORANGEY ARTICLE!
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Tue 9 Jan 2007, 1:30,
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