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[challenge entry] gO aRMY

From the Join The Army! challenge. See all 274 entries (closed)

(hfb17, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:42, archived)
# Hello
Bah. Army took my love away.

I am heartbroken, at least I was until I found someone else to sh@g. Yay.
(Marmite Omelette ...but I feel better having screamed, don't you?, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:43, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:43, archived)
# nsfw?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:45, archived)
# I would imagine so.
Plus, there are a few things not in the FAQ that should be addressed.

Eg. the small version of the picture is pointless anyway since it's so small the amendments are indecipherable.

He neglected to mention there's a click-for-big there.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:46, archived)
# agree ..a bit ugly...and zero hummus
still gettin used to the do's and the dont's
myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:49, archived)
# Don't worry about 'em too much
'cause everyone seems to have a different idea of what's decent around this place.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 5:04, archived)
# Very true
I just made a joke about bum raping children
then inferred Macca had just fingered his mother
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 5:17, archived)
# Bum raping children is the funniest topic ever.
I have a t-shirt that says "Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes."
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 5:21, archived)
# You now owe me half a pint of cider

:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 5:25, archived)
# WTF!
i'm trying to fucking eat....

Nice soup though.....roadkill YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:44, archived)
# Fucking hell.......
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:46, archived)
# That's fucking gross.
Make it a link, not a thumbnail.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:46, archived)
# Fuck off and

I see enough of that crap at work :(
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:47, archived)
# that still makes me wee
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:51, archived)
# Thank you
nicest complement I could ever receive :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:54, archived)
# Arf!
I haven't heard anyone say that in years :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 4:56, archived)
# Rik's back on it
he blames me of course...

cunt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 5:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
Well keep up the good work ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 5:24, archived)
# neccesary?
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Sat 13 Jan 2007, 5:02, archived)
# weirdos
well thats sure way to instill terrror! This dumbfuck who proffesses Al-Qaeda and allah will win. "Just watch my crazy exploding baggy coat Mr akkbah" aint foolin no one. How the fuck can you win a war by blowing your own fucking head off. Oh and while i'm at it a couple of hedgerows and a small canarys tail feathers do don't count as a kill. Am i missing the point but how does blowing yourself up and not giving a rats arse about your family and friends make you a saviour and a saint. Surely it makes you a waste of space and a bit of a loser in life because you havn't got the ability to keep or join a family because as are too busy killing yourself. Can you imagine being a child and your father tells you that to make your way in life is to wear some exploding shoes, or buy a car that goes bang. What a sure sign of a man who is unable to cope with life or even respect god. it's a case of I'm not capable and selfish so lets get the fuck out of here. Granted he may have been shot but the shifty arab looked like he was up to mischief with some kind of stuff he shouldnt be wearing before he was caught short. Signed a christian who aint true but respects his fellow man and those who respects others.
(Tizerdrinker, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 1:13, archived)