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# ha ha!
i used to be a Sea Scout :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:58, archived)
# ME TOO.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:58, archived)
# i used to be a sea monkey..
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:58, archived)
# i use to be semen
;D
(spazmelon, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 13:00, archived)
# were you sucked out of a small tube round the back of the donor clinic :)
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 13:05, archived)
# .....daddy????
(spazmelon, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Bet making a fire was a real bugger!
all that water ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 12:59, archived)
# we once went to Mersy Island
it was great

i got to sail a £450,000 sail boat because there
was too many of us to all go on the pirate ship trip
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 13:02, archived)
# nice one....
*green*
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Having a sailing ship
is the best thing in the world. Remebering that you have to paint the bugger, is not.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 13:07, archived)
# not yours though?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 13:09, archived)
# It depends on the term *yours*
I and others operate her on behalf of the trust and I've been refurbishing her for the last 5 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 13:11, archived)
# oh right... i think i've seen this...
do you take underprivileged kids out on trips etc?

seen something very similar in Bangor Marina
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 13:12, archived)
# yep
it's a charity formed to teach little orphan chav thieves sailing, social and life skills. It's quite successful ( as in most don't end up in jail afterwards )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 13:14, archived)
# very nice...
*greens* AGAIN!
fuck you all! :(
Been trying to get some dinghy sailing done but there's not much around here... there's a place in Sunderland but they've only got toppers... and i'm a bit big for a topper :-/
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I'm fairly sure
you would squeeze in here.



The advantage of a topper is you never have to do this ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Water is flamable.
You'd know that if you'd been a scout.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Well if superheated it will split
into it's component atomic parts Hydrogen and Oxygen so therefore very flamable - just need to knit myself a small tactical nuclear missile for the conversion process *knit one, pearl one, heavy water two, knit one, nuclear trigger one, pearl one*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 13:05, archived)
# save time by
not using a missile at all. Just get two graphite rods, a nine volt battery and a bucket of salt water, you will be happily breathing hydrogen in no time at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Oh God. It's Uncle Albert
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 13:05, archived)
# *grumbles*
*waddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 13:07, archived)
# JURIN THEH WO'AH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 13:11, archived)
# hahaha, quite!
it'd suit him too
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 13:13, archived)