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I the the percussion section from the London Phillamonic orchestra have taken up residence behind my eyes

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)

you think thats bad?

I just took a chunk out of "Little James" with some careless razor use.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)

I really really dread to ask this

but how?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:11, archived)

was doing my coin purse

thought to myself "Yeah, good job there", and dropped what I was holding out of the way straight down onto the whirring blades of the razor.

Its like a dotted line.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:17, archived)

:o|

whirring blades and genitals are never a good combination

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)

Lets just say

blades and toggers!

Maybe he was shaving elephant ears

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)

At least it doesnt hurt.

I hope its not gonna leave a scar though...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)

I have to ask

Why do you shave the poor lil fellow?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:26, archived)

Well, its nicer for my girlfriend,

it looks better, more hygienic, and apparently it makes it look bigger...

_{Not that I need that, of course...}

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:31, archived)

Mmmm

I remain unconvinced. Bollocks and blades should not mix.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:33, archived)

This is a true thing.

still, it'll be alright for a few months now though.

And its infinitely better than waxing

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:38, archived)