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# To be honest
I'll probabily just make small holes in the bottom of your bin bags so when you have to take out the rubbish, a little bit of bin juice will drip onto your shoes.

Or I'll unfluff your pillows so they aren't anything near the way you like them and you'll have to spend 10 minutes kneading them back into shape
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:04, archived)
# ooooh
bastard.
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Isn't that what...
...partners are for?
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Damn
*returns to drawing board*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:06, archived)
# You could add
Treading mud on freshly hoovered carpets when you're not looking...

Turning the tv up really loud at night, so when you turn it on first thing in the morning it deafens you...

Leaving toast crumbs over the worktops...

God, do I sound like a nag?

All sufficiently annoying for revenge tho :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Biscuit crumbs half way down the bed...
Guaranteed an Argument if you are sharing...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Not being able to read her mind
Another violation of the male race

I love teh ladies really
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:17, archived)
# and they all love you back
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:18, archived)
# That's
a crime of both sexes!

Man crime - "jokingly" insulted their lady all the time, getting touchy when the same is done to them. Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:19, archived)