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# Lesson 3
Never tie your shoelaces in revolving doorways.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:04, archived)
# lesson 4
don't buy cheap paint
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Lesson 5
Waterproof teabags aren't as good as they sound
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Lesson 7
When it says do not push, you sure as hell better not push.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Lesson 8
never follow the advice of an expert.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:13, archived)
# lesson 9
don't park your pram on a hill without a brake
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Lesson 10
Mud pies are not fit for consumption
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Lesson 9
Don't try self crucifixion
The last nail's a bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Lesson 4
Retire to lurk and practise for a few more months, spend entire life surfing the boards giggling at CDCs...
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:06, archived)
# lesson 6
mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:08, archived)
# thats one of the ward rules in my hosital
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:20, archived)