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# It's a photo of me
I have the body of a giant crab. Do you like my lovely, smooth, durable carapace and mighty pincers?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:27, archived)
# are
you in the darth vader costume too?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:30, archived)
# No
That's a photo of the Evil Crab Vader. He's around here somewhere. I think he might be in the loo.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:31, archived)
# out of interest
do starfish bite or sting?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:38, archived)
# Neither
When threatened, starfish explode with devastating force. This is why you should always wear a flak jacket if you are anywhere near water.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:49, archived)