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# just what is this blog sh1t
i really dont get it .. i just went to this site recomended on the forum and it was like this girl speaking in a girly way about wha thse did that day...
WTF? Who gives a ...
Can somebody explain the who Blog phenomonon to me ?
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:03, archived)
# oh yeah and incase anyone is interested..
i just cracked open another Pepsi Max and started munchin down on my prawn and mayo sarnie that i bought from somerfield this morning..... blogblogblog
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:05, archived)
# perhaps its a decoy
she's really a serial killer.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:09, archived)
# i've got a blog
it's at rathergood.com

does that help?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:20, archived)
# who is that
on the top left crab.
it scared me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:25, archived)
# It's a photo of me
I have the body of a giant crab. Do you like my lovely, smooth, durable carapace and mighty pincers?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:27, archived)
# are
you in the darth vader costume too?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:30, archived)
# No
That's a photo of the Evil Crab Vader. He's around here somewhere. I think he might be in the loo.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:31, archived)
# out of interest
do starfish bite or sting?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:38, archived)
# Neither
When threatened, starfish explode with devastating force. This is why you should always wear a flak jacket if you are anywhere near water.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:49, archived)
# ahhh but
your blog is good. Not about what you had for tea.
(which no doubt is often a whole cow/flipper the dolphin/pingu/CHIMPY... etc)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:26, archived)
# Wouldn't go for chimpy
I really need a bath. Bit claggy today.
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:37, archived)
# ack.
flipper for the crab bloke then, seeing as he'll be the one with the table by the water.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:42, archived)
# hmmm... that's the main reason i don't
have a blog. My life is boring. Today for example;
I woke up. had a little breakfast with the people I took home for casual sex last night and, well, we laughed about it, as often happens. I paid them, they left. Got a cab to the heliport, got the helicopter to work in the city. Grabbed a coffee, high fiving with anyone i met along the way, and now, I'm at my desk. Another typical day. What's the point of going on about it?
There are actually a few good blogs out there tho... honest.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:23, archived)
# I know the feeling
I don't bother writing about my everyday life as it's a bit samey. This morning I was woken in my lair by my harem of beautiful slave girls, who anointed my carapace with aromatic oils. Then I ate a heretic for breakfast (alive)and now I am back to plotting the destruction of Mars again.

Same old same old hey?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:30, archived)
# god.
my breakfast with 18 nubile Visigoths of both sexes, following an all night marathon session (of eating marathons) pales by comparison.
Tis true tho. Tis why i have no blog
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:40, archived)
# spooky
coincidence. i had a breakfast of 18 nubile visigoths of both sexes yesterday. thy're quite filling aren't they. i think i prefer ostrogoths with a bit of rosemary.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:00, archived)
# Today
I am mostly digging a hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:36, archived)
# Diggers
If you tried to tell a hippy that your job was to dig holes they'd think that you were just well into holes and got paid for appreciating them I suppose. I can never tell if a hole is a whole hole or just a partial hole. you might be able to help me out there I suppose. How do you tell?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:40, archived)
# if you dig holes
do you ever need poles?
(To put in them....).
I think crab bloke could help you find some... if you need any help.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:43, archived)
# Yes
I shall be needing poles, but not until tomorrow. A hole is whole when it is finished and a partial hole when it is not. I hope this clears it up for you
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:48, archived)
# you could sense my fear and confusion?
bless you.
Crab Bloke - help the lady with a pole will you?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:01, archived)
# ok, here' one


there's lots more at joel.com if you want wifey.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:33, archived)
# That is a truly immense pole
I've always wanted an excuse to say that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:40, archived)
# Giant Poles
I've never understood why they're considered peaceful.
(Gravy, Sat 29 Sep 2001, 22:54, archived)
# Look at the inherent violence of that picture,
the pole is just blatantly violating the sky. It's a symbol of the ground's blatant hatred of anything not of dirt. (Too many bananas for tea methinks..)
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Mon 1 Oct 2001, 19:06, archived)