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# *feels slightly disturbed by the hand on my crotch.*
thanks dad!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:06, archived)
# *moves hand*
Sorry about that. Let's pretend it never happened, okay?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:10, archived)
# ok dad
*sobs quietly in the corner*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Get a grip of yourself, boy!
No son of mine lets a little bit of family gropage worry him - sort yourself out or I'll have you sold for firewood!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Crikey.
This fatherhood lark's harder than I thought it would be...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:13, archived)
# yes dad
*manfully grabs kerrys tackle.*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:13, archived)
# That's better!
Right, are we cool now? No weirdness between us?

*bonds*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:14, archived)
# *unibonds*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Let me see your fingers....
Yes, as I suspected. No More Nails!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)
# but all the other wooden boys do it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:25, archived)