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# Hurrah!
Gawd bless you B3ta for seemingly being the only forum in the world that actively encourages stupidly long vertical cartoon strips... ;)

(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Although I have seen longer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:56, archived)
# haha!
'ning blood
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:57, archived)
# 'ning, young lad made of wood.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:58, archived)
# ning dad!
you don't mind if i call you dad do you? you did recreate me.
all set for tuesday? I've got my bunker pass right her-
oh crap!! i lost it! hang on.....
*searches frantically*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:00, archived)
# *slinks back into shadows*
*crosses out "ivesb" and writes "K. Weasel" in official looking writing*

*chuckle evilly*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:02, archived)
# DAMN YOU WEASEL!!
at least there was no link tho..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:04, archived)
# I'll get you sooner or later
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:05, archived)
# not today you won't.
you'll be too busy throwing molotove cocktails at noobs
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:07, archived)
# You can call me Dad if you like, son.
You don't need a bunker pass any more - we're family now!

*cuddles*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:05, archived)
# *feels slightly disturbed by the hand on my crotch.*
thanks dad!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:06, archived)
# *moves hand*
Sorry about that. Let's pretend it never happened, okay?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:10, archived)
# ok dad
*sobs quietly in the corner*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Get a grip of yourself, boy!
No son of mine lets a little bit of family gropage worry him - sort yourself out or I'll have you sold for firewood!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Crikey.
This fatherhood lark's harder than I thought it would be...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:13, archived)
# yes dad
*manfully grabs kerrys tackle.*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:13, archived)
# That's better!
Right, are we cool now? No weirdness between us?

*bonds*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:14, archived)
# *unibonds*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Let me see your fingers....
Yes, as I suspected. No More Nails!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)
# but all the other wooden boys do it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Fairy tails normally get distorted over time
She really had shoulder length hair, and after reading all those T&C's, he climbed up the paper to tell her they were better off seeing other people.

Nicely done bruisey. Is this the combined effort one?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:57, archived)
# 'ning, Weasel!
*ruffles hair*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:58, archived)
# 'ning kenny M
You're up early. what gives?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:59, archived)
# poor bastard is back at work.
MWAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:02, archived)
# ^ what he said.
=/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Savage.
I get to come into work 30 mins later this week and I leave early on friday because management said "its a reward for your good work".

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:07, archived)
# where the hell do find time to work!!
what do you do anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:08, archived)
# I administer and maintain courses and users on the college's Learning Resource Network
Most of the time its troubleshooting the software and giving users new passwords 'cos they're too stupid to write it down
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:10, archived)
# hmph.
highbury?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Yea they're one of the places that use our software
*edit* or used to at least
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:14, archived)
# do you do all the collages in our area then?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:17, archived)
# some of them yea.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)
# hhmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:19, archived)
# What are you up to?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)
# ohh nothing
i'm killing time until someone actually asks me to do something,then i'll leap into action.
or at lease as much as my hungover body will allow me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)
# can you try and get this pineapple off my thumb?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)
# *readies hammer*
yes, yes i can
*swings*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)
# This should kill some time
www.b3ta.com/board/6880464
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)
# haha!.
They make great glue!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Have they been looking at the stats board?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:08, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:09, archived)
# I hope not.
And I've taken careful measures as not to reveal my identity in case one of them is a regular.

/SecretWeasel blog
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:11, archived)
# You mean your real name ISN'T Archibold Titwank the 3rd?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:12, archived)
# *gasps*
I feel violated somehow now!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Yeah, that was me.
But I won't do it again, I promise.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:14, archived)
# at least warm your hands!
thats just rude.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:16, archived)
# No,
He was my father. I have come to avenge his death
Dun Dun duhh
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:15, archived)
# the plot thickens...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:17, archived)
# nah,
this one was just me. I'm saving the combined effort one for a day when I haven't got anything done, so I don't look too lazy.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:00, archived)
# that's about a third of the length of my longest b3ta post
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:57, archived)
# 'ning, dude.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:58, archived)
# What was your longest?
missed an oppertunity for a penis joke. Damn
Still only half the length of my penis
I'll just leave it

'ning mictopia
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:58, archived)
# 'ning
weasel said its bad to be over you in the stats.
I'm really sorry. i'll try to post less.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:02, archived)
#
post pube
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Was he the one played by Will Farrel?
"mugatu" I mean. Not "pube".
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:03, archived)
# correctomundo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:05, archived)
# do you look like him?
is that why you choose it?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:08, archived)
# no - I just loved the film
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:11, archived)
# huzzah!

*runs* *runs like the wind*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:09, archived)
# I split that latex outfit the other day whilst bending over LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:10, archived)
# hahahaha, 'ning fella!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:11, archived)
# 'ning! :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:14, archived)
# hahaha
sunshine elephant done one that was fucking enormous
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:58, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:58, archived)
# hahah
high-maintenance
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 8:59, archived)
# Bwhahahahaha!
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:00, archived)
# hahahahaha this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:01, archived)
# women shouldn't come with paperwork
we're complicated enough.

Woo! got nets at home!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:03, archived)
# fishing nets?
EDIT: Or fishnets?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:06, archived)
# I have fishnets.
But I meant internets. You fools.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:15, archived)
# intarwebs!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)
# cricket nets?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Shark nets?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:08, archived)
# 'ning mon capitan
whats on the piraty agenda today?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:15, archived)
# General mayhem...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:15, archived)
# He's a wily one, the old General
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Tuesday 20/02/07
9am Wake up
10am Breakfast
11am Plunder
12pm Pillage
1pm Lunch
2pm Mayhem
3pm Mayhem
4pm Mayhem (and pillage if we have time)
5pm Home time!

'ning skipper
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)
# No rape?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:19, archived)
# be rude not to...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Rape has been filed under pillage for the moment
I figured we could kill 2 birds with 1 stone if you will
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:21, archived)
# I can't concentrate on both at once
I've got to oversee this all, you know. No easy life, being a pirate captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)
# *sigh*
I'll do it for you if you want?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Like fuck you will.
*glues hat to head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:28, archived)
# how are going to wash your red hair now?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)
# you forgot
2.35pm Diagnosis Burger
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:21, archived)
# *pencils into diary*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)
# this is very very good
good morning
good woo
and good yay
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:04, archived)
# 'ning!
*stealth bums*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:07, archived)
# *Snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)
# 'ning young lady
your up early.
I saw that recent group photo of you on flickr
It is most woosome! they look excellent those pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:11, archived)
# thenkyou
it's too early. what am i doing up?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)
# trying to beat me in an all out stats war?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Hahaha
'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:09, archived)
# 'Ning
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:13, archived)
# 'ningaling Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:19, archived)
# 'ning nong
Weasel
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:21, archived)
# 'ning medio!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Yay braw
'Ning
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Nice...
but you'd better tag it though before some thieving cnut nicks it.
(I helped save b3ta! Turdos last had the shites, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:14, archived)
# now in colour!
excellent work sir

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:16, archived)
# hooray!
and in colour as well.

i think it needs more small print.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)