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# Pfft
Britney (well, up to recently) is the whitest of white girls. She's like elliot with a Klan member dad.

Disclaimer- Brit's dad may not be a Klansman. But it'd be fun if he was. Well, not for black people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)
# elliot from scrubs
or elliot from et?

cos elliot from et was a boy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Scrubs.
The whitest girl ever, if you listen to Carla.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:36, archived)
# yeah but you still would though eh?
eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Turk's dream.
Nurse uniform.

Only time I would. Otherwise I'm all about the Jordan, even if her face did get weird season three onwards.

Threesome with her and Cox? Yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:38, archived)
# no
no
no.

he's all weird and wrinkly and she's just...no!

(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:39, archived)
# But she's evil.
And I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:43, archived)
# i sometimes like evil too
but good looking evil
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:44, archived)
# You like dominant women?
Elliot - yes
Tasty Coma Wife - yes, oh yes, oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Tasty Coma Wife is far too thin for my liking.
Oh, that bird who worked in the diner that asked Turk to go and get a coffee (the one who really prefers chocolate to vanilla) - I'd do her.

and that Surgery boss lady- the blond one- bit nasty. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:45, archived)
# I'm obsessed with Scrubs...
But I've never dreamt of any of the women.

Further demonstrating how much of a straight girl I am.
I have, however, dreamt that I was JD.
(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)
# I dreamed that I had to dress up an a postman to escape the gestapo
I also remember applying make up to my disguise. Haven't worked out why.

Maybe the Nazis wouldn't suspect a transvestite postman
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:07, archived)