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# boing


I don't know why, either

EDIT/ Now with a friend
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Britney!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Pfft
Britney (well, up to recently) is the whitest of white girls. She's like elliot with a Klan member dad.

Disclaimer- Brit's dad may not be a Klansman. But it'd be fun if he was. Well, not for black people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)
# elliot from scrubs
or elliot from et?

cos elliot from et was a boy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Scrubs.
The whitest girl ever, if you listen to Carla.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:36, archived)
# yeah but you still would though eh?
eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Turk's dream.
Nurse uniform.

Only time I would. Otherwise I'm all about the Jordan, even if her face did get weird season three onwards.

Threesome with her and Cox? Yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:38, archived)
# no
no
no.

he's all weird and wrinkly and she's just...no!

(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:39, archived)
# But she's evil.
And I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:43, archived)
# i sometimes like evil too
but good looking evil
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:44, archived)
# You like dominant women?
Elliot - yes
Tasty Coma Wife - yes, oh yes, oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Tasty Coma Wife is far too thin for my liking.
Oh, that bird who worked in the diner that asked Turk to go and get a coffee (the one who really prefers chocolate to vanilla) - I'd do her.

and that Surgery boss lady- the blond one- bit nasty. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:45, archived)
# I'm obsessed with Scrubs...
But I've never dreamt of any of the women.

Further demonstrating how much of a straight girl I am.
I have, however, dreamt that I was JD.
(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)
# I dreamed that I had to dress up an a postman to escape the gestapo
I also remember applying make up to my disguise. Haven't worked out why.

Maybe the Nazis wouldn't suspect a transvestite postman
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 10:07, archived)
# *catches*
*cuddles*
*keeps*

Very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)
# yo
*puts hand up for high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)
# 'Sup blood?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)
# don't leave me hangin'
beeyatch
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Hangin'?
am I missing something? What've I done?

Last time I checked twas you waking me up at half past bloody midnight, silly bunchkin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)
# i've got my hand up for high fives!
my arm's getting sore!

half past midnight's not that late, christ let it go!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)
# I'd had two hours sleep the night before!
I was tired!

:D *will never let it go*

*big high five, low five, chest bump*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:40, archived)
# aw poor little pumpkin
i shall apologise again.

enough of this shenanigans, back to work.

*wiggly fingers, tap heels, snap fingers, sit back at desk giggling*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:42, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow*
whatever you just did, am I now meant to do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:44, archived)
#
we were supposed to be doing it together
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Oooops
sorry.

*does the thing. Badly.*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I would be pissed off is someone woke me up at half past midnight
on account of the fact i'm normally in bed by 10.30 these days

/old man blog
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:41, archived)
# would you...
I SAY, WOULD YOU HEAR THE PHONE?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:43, archived)
# denizens!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:30, archived)
# hahaha
Its been eating all the chocolates.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:33, archived)
# *clears out pants*
I thought it was the reaper coming for me!
*fears*
*woos*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:31, archived)
# what's he doing in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:32, archived)
# bouncing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:34, archived)
# trying to see in a spy hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Oh you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:38, archived)
# *scratches head*
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:48, archived)
# that's a bumhole
not a spyhole
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:52, archived)
# *boing*
'ello
*boing*
'ello
*boing*
'ello
*boing*
'ello
*boing*
'ello
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 9:42, archived)