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# Ooh, that saves me unlocking mine - can I come in?
I promise I'll keep my trousers on / I promise I'll take my trousers off*



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(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:29, archived)
#
I promise I'll keep my trousers on / I promise I'll take my trousers off*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:30, archived)
# *Sneaks into Kenny Bunker*
*Goes through all the Cupboards and draws*
*Tries to play twister alone*
*Sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Aw, bless.
Bring the twister over here, we can all play =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)
# But make sure you lock my bunker after you!
I don't want anyone else using it.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)
# *Locks*
*Copies Key*
Heh Heh
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)
# OFF
ALWAYS OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Hmm, you say off, Dave says on.
*cuts trousers in half*

Okay, left side off, right side on. Everyone's a winner!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)
# How did you know the left side was my favourite?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I didn't, I just dress to the left.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)
# So I get willy on my trouserless side?
Or are you keeping your knickers on?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)
# That's entirely up to you dear =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 11:58, archived)
# OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:01, archived)
# \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:11, archived)