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# I know the feeling
I don't bother writing about my everyday life as it's a bit samey. This morning I was woken in my lair by my harem of beautiful slave girls, who anointed my carapace with aromatic oils. Then I ate a heretic for breakfast (alive)and now I am back to plotting the destruction of Mars again.

Same old same old hey?
(, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:30, archived)
# god.
my breakfast with 18 nubile Visigoths of both sexes, following an all night marathon session (of eating marathons) pales by comparison.
Tis true tho. Tis why i have no blog
(, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:40, archived)
# spooky
coincidence. i had a breakfast of 18 nubile visigoths of both sexes yesterday. thy're quite filling aren't they. i think i prefer ostrogoths with a bit of rosemary.
(, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:00, archived)