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(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:40, archived)
# If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise,
Bears! Bigguns!

/giving stupid feedback on eBay blog
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:42, archived)
# is that a pearoast?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:42, archived)
[challenge entry] yep
and here's another
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:43, archived)
# I sang that,
made me happy even though my toes are going to be killed, I'm getting nervous.

Well done sire!
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Toes?
They are going to fuck with your toes?

Why, you're just a baby.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:44, archived)
# Ah, why bother?
Do they hurt? My friend Muir had two extra thumbs and had them amputated and I never quite understood why.

He was awesome at Mortal Kombat.

It seems to me that you ought to wait until you have finished growing before you start lopping things off.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:54, archived)
# its a constant suffocated type feeling
and they're getting progressively worse, apparently it's the worst the doctor had ever seen, that made me feel like I had achieved something during these 16 years :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Smash 'em with a hammer
and eat the gore.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:11, archived)