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Sorry another one.......
On dear....
From the Punchlines challenge. See all 493 entries (closed)
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edz314 smelled the glove on,
Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:57,
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*sings* but I'm all woman....
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:58,
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This compo is making me feel stupid.I'm rubbish at these. That or I don't know as many jokes as I thought I did...
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Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:07,
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okies...An 8 year old boy is playing outside alone. On the ground, he finds a welder's mask. He puts it on and runs around, flipping the mask up and down, pretending to be somebody out of Star Wars or something.
A 40 year old man drives up to where to the boy is playing and rolls down his window. "Do you want to go for a ride?" the older man asks. "Sure!" the boy says and he climbs into the car.
In the car, heading down the street, the 40 year old man asks the boy, "Son, do you know what sodomy is?"
"Nope", the boy replies.
"Do you know what a blowjob is?", asks the man.
"Nope!" said the boy.
"Do you know what a pedophile is?"
Finally the boy looks at the man, flips the mask up and says, "Look mister, I'm not really a welder!"
(A 40 year old man drives up to where to the boy is playing and rolls down his window. "Do you want to go for a ride?" the older man asks. "Sure!" the boy says and he climbs into the car.
In the car, heading down the street, the 40 year old man asks the boy, "Son, do you know what sodomy is?"
"Nope", the boy replies.
"Do you know what a blowjob is?", asks the man.
"Nope!" said the boy.
"Do you know what a pedophile is?"
Finally the boy looks at the man, flips the mask up and says, "Look mister, I'm not really a welder!"
edz314 smelled the glove on,
Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:11,
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The boy thinks the paedophile is mistaking him for someone older and more knowledgeable.
ah ok,and this is funny how?
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:18,
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looks likehumour isn't universal after all.
( edz314 smelled the glove on,
Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:19,
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mehmaybe I'm just tired
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:20,
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