Noah is going about his business one day, when suddenly god descends from the heavens in a clash of thunder!
N: Oh lord! What can I do for you on this beautiful day?
G: Noah, you are my most trusted servant. I want you to build me.... ANOTHER ARK!
N: Of course my lord! It will be done!
G:but... this time, instead of having one floor, I want an ark with 20 floors.
N: won't be a problem my lord. Do you want me to fill it with 2 of every animal like last time?
G:no. This time, I want you to fill it with fish.
N:fish?
G:Yes. In particular, carp.
N:er... right, so let me just clarify. You want me to build an ark.
G:Yes.
N:and you want it to have 20 floors?
G:That's correct.
N:And you want me to fill it with carp?
G:That's what I said.
N:but...why?
G:Well Noah, I just wanted to see you build....
wait for it....
*runs*
N: Oh lord! What can I do for you on this beautiful day?
G: Noah, you are my most trusted servant. I want you to build me.... ANOTHER ARK!
N: Of course my lord! It will be done!
G:but... this time, instead of having one floor, I want an ark with 20 floors.
N: won't be a problem my lord. Do you want me to fill it with 2 of every animal like last time?
G:no. This time, I want you to fill it with fish.
N:fish?
G:Yes. In particular, carp.
N:er... right, so let me just clarify. You want me to build an ark.
G:Yes.
N:and you want it to have 20 floors?
G:That's correct.
N:And you want me to fill it with carp?
G:That's what I said.
N:but...why?
G:Well Noah, I just wanted to see you build....
wait for it....
*runs*
From the Punchlines challenge. See all 493 entries (closed)
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Arf
reminds me of my first ever post
www.b3ta.com/board/2884319
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Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:48,
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