it used to bob about in the Atlantic
until the 1830s when King Gerald IV sent his troops out to tow it back to the mainland and stick it back on with pins
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:21,
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That sounds risky.
How did he know it wasn't going to burst?
I demand answers!
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:25,
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