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# the extended edition....now with added drama
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)
# I loike the bit with the sexy lady best
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)
# oi loikes her paaaaants
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Can oi touch 'er?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Bloody cornish are back *shoos*
*for the record i love cornish people*
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)
# untill last night
i never knew Cornwall used to be seperate from England....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Is this truesome
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)
# is this a question?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)
# What is the matrix?
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# it used to bob about in the Atlantic
until the 1830s when King Gerald IV sent his troops out to tow it back to the mainland and stick it back on with pins
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# That sounds risky.
How did he know it wasn't going to burst?

I demand answers!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)
# He used big pins!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)
# I LOVES THIS MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)
# why does that stripper have a gun?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)
# She was told to carry protection
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)
# fucking would
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# i'd be too scared
she looks sassy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Pussy
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)
# MANCUNT
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I don't even know what that means
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)
# nor do i
i just remember saying a lot on sturday
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Not to me
Mind you, I stopped listening after your first 3 sentences.
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)
# fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)
# hahaha
much improved

i work with utter fuckwits and it annoys me, the big tub o' lard opposite me just explained to her colleague in an incredulous voice that apparently africa isn't a country, it's a continent her colleague didn't believe it

:(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)
# thats a special level of ignorance right there
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# i want to kill them all
i'm just glad the south african who talks in capslock and who has the worlds most annoying laugh has left
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)
# HAW HAW HAW HAW
DEPLOMATIK IMMUNATEE!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# fucking hell
you've got it exactly right
only it was more:
'HAW HAW HAW
MAH MORGADGE US SO FACKING HUUUGE YA?'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# YA HEY BRU.
IN SETH EFRIKA WE HED FLAMETHROWERS ON OUR CARS.*

*DIT IS TRU**

**NIE, DIS FALS
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)
# AH YA MUN
AH WUZ UN CAMDUN THUS WEEKIND
UT WUZ BRULL
AH'M SOOOO INDIE UT FACUNG HURTZ
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)
# An indie South African?
Jeeze, he probabily didn't emmigrate. He got kicked out.

We listen to nothing but Eric Clapton and music 5 years behind the rest of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# he has his own 'radio show' on the internet
and is going to get a 'website' on myspace

i hate him so fucking much
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)
# this thread made me laugh the most
Oh the ironing.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Ironing?
You south african?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# No
but I live in Cape Town.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)
# What? Right now you're sitting in the cape?
Neat. I'm from Johannesburg, but I got the fuck out of there
*edit* And has South Africa Finally got the internet? They were all still amazed by 56k when I left
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Blimey
I don't blame you.
I have to go up every 6 weeks and I detest it.
It's the bloody wild west up there!
Where in JHB are you from?
Do you have a funny accent? ;)
Edit: hahahaha. I have a 4Mb line but they are still far behind because, well, you know Telkom. Still a monopoly, still charging around R600 for a 1Mb line PLUS ISP charges of R300 per month. All with a 3GB monthly cap.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)
# 8/10
Not bad ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# hehehe!
*passes spray polish*

now go and clean the photocopier


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Only 8?
*Segregates*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)
# ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)
# What? Black people are allowed to make fun of themselves
Its only racist if you said it
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)
# you forget,
I know your secret!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Above that of take away workers?
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)
# don't forget the spastic's they employ in wetherspoons pubs!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)
# The ones in Sunderland are ok...
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# It's not a continent
it's an island. a big one. populated only by children and no food.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Deserved
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# my post wasn't that bad.
it's what the bbc thinks.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha!
speaking of children has anyone got a spare, i can't get my bloody vcr tuned in and all the cables are confusing me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# do you use children to do all your menial tasks?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# of course he does,
he secretly works for nescafe/nike
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)
# for some reason I read it as vicar
made more sense
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)
# peeks over monitor
...shit is that you over there!
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
# after she said it
i made an involuntary snorting noise, and she heard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)
# I hate office life
sucks the soul right out of you - if i didn't have internet access I'd shrivel up
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# In my day job i work with intelligent people
However, weekend bar work offers me the chance to work with some of natures less gifted creatures.

One girl, explaining how she had been playing the pub quiz machine with her boyfriend, was proud because she knew which country the leaning tower of Pisa was in.

Rome.

Then we explained to her that Rome wasn't a country, it was a city.

"Oh I thought Rome was a country, like Africa".

"No, says I , Africa is a continent. Do you know where Africa is?"

"It's near Russia, isn't it?"
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)
# aaaaaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# I also told her I'd made her a special cocktail one night
and added some Rohypnol. She asked what that was, i told her it was a new spirit. "It's really nice" she says

I really hope she went elsewhere and asked for a rohypnol cocktail
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)
# !
b3ta.com/board/6946918
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Thats awe inspiring
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# arf!
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# universal suffrage is the end of the world
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)
# world
coming
down
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# shitting christ
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# we were being cruel to someone at work yesterday
asking her "creation or evolution?"

"what's evolution?"

d'uh!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# my boss
called the editor a racist for making fun of gays

sad but true...
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)
# where they black gays?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)
# It's amazing how many people think that though
S'very scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)
# We used to have someone who told me I was a cheapskate
for saying I'd like a titanium wedding ring.

It was about four days later when it dawned on me she didn't know the difference between titanium and zirconium. Cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)
# hahaha
Wonky Boy Gay to you!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Would you mind terribly if i stop that for my sig
Wonky boy gay?
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)
# your very welcome to it
I got too many wonky gay boys as it is
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Ta much
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)
# woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)
# It's good, I like it, but a tad of optimisation wouldn't go amiss
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I always wondered
how does one go about such a thing?
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)