If you got him pregnant you could probably go on the British Jerry Springer show
and resolve all these issues in the traditional ultra-construtive, nationally broadcast tv way
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:05,
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Haha.
"How I knocked up my Wooden Son"
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?,
Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:07,
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