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# Progress, eh? It's a wonderful thing
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Not really.
My technique has progressed now to the point where I can only whack out a wad if I have a large ceiling mounted leather harness, a buttplug the goatse guy looked at and said "no fucking way, dude", three pints of fresh honey, lighter fluid, matches, a pink monkey with a studded paddle, spray cheese and 5000 volts of direct electrical current.

It's a lonely world.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)