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# Henry Merrick The original Footage


not really a pea as its all old looking and stuff now
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(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)
# That, David, is excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)
# ah Praise from Caesar
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)
# ha ha
(it's hard to write in nelsons accent)
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Fuck, I am daeing hard.
[EDIT: Is it a telly thing?]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:18, archived)
# what is 'dae'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:22, archived)
# It's like a lworths
It means I have no idea what is going on.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:25, archived)
# how is it derived?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:26, archived)
# From a Daewoo?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:26, archived)
# That'll be the
Oh fuck, I was going to type that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:29, archived)
# but
surely that'd mean 'woo' not 'ris'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Erm?
It'd mean that someone had failed to grasp the meaning of a post where DEAwoo was displayed, much like WOOlworths or MOrisONS?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Nothing to get really
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Merrick
I'm just maiking him more interesting for an Assingment I have to do
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Ah no, I get your image.
I don't get the 'Nelson' reference.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:28, archived)
# from the simpson maybe
dunno
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)
# nelson muntz goes 'haha!' at people
it's a simpsons thing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:31, archived)
# I see.
I know of this, I thought that the nelson accent referred to the Praise from Caesar is Praise indeed comment.

I know need that one explaining please.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Kiss me, Hardy!
:P

/wilfully misleads
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:33, archived)
# how many times do i have to tell you!
My names not Hardy.
*leaves bedroom*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Crikey, it's like you were actually there.
'ning Meester =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)
# 'nings
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)
# *shakes warmly by the hand*
You well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)
# thats not my hand
and I am now
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)
# *wipes*
Oh well, always glad to help out.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)
# hurrah. cyborg!

pr
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Watch out Les Dennis.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:18, archived)
# dustin GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)
# +++NAME: DU5T1N G33+++
+++PRIMARY OBJECTIVE: 1MP3RS0N4T3 V3R4 DUCKW0RTH+++
+++SECONDARY OBJECTIVE: D3STR0Y L3S D3NN1S+++
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)
# hehe
++++++THIRD OBJECTIVE: DIE OF CANCER A NUMBER OF YEARS AGO++++++++
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That made me laugh too hard. Too much Ribena for me!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)
# i really wish you wouldnt do that
*prods you in the ear with a soggy biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)
# this is quite literally WOO
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Excellent
I am imagining the flickering reel noise to go with it.

Woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)
# as soon as I figure out flash I'll get that done
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Good 'nings lully laydee =)
*rubs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Hello Kerry
*strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:28, archived)
# That's about as close to a pea you can get without peeing.
So I'm going to pea my 'bot too.



Instructions: Sit 2/3 feet from your monitor, depending on its size. Line yourself so you're directly infront of the image. Focus on the dividing white line. Begin crossing your eyes until the two versions of the robot overlap. You should perceive it with depth.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)
# was worth it to look at that one again
/grooms
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:18, archived)
# OOOo
That is ver clevar!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Too hard.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:21, archived)
# personal problems are the other board
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Dear /talk, My willy feels all funny when I look at naked ladies, what should I do? lol
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:25, archived)
# That's something no boy needs to be taught.
But techniques will always vary. I used to beat off with just forefinger and thumb, 'cause that's how I started and that's how I continued to do it. Then eventually I saw a porno where some guy beat his load out over a broad's face, and he used his whole hand. I was all like "holy crap, that's fucking genius! The whole hand? Wow. Now that's innovation."
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Progress, eh? It's a wonderful thing
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Not really.
My technique has progressed now to the point where I can only whack out a wad if I have a large ceiling mounted leather harness, a buttplug the goatse guy looked at and said "no fucking way, dude", three pints of fresh honey, lighter fluid, matches, a pink monkey with a studded paddle, spray cheese and 5000 volts of direct electrical current.

It's a lonely world.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Bizarrely I have a similar tale.
I used to hold my cock and thrust, rather than move my hand. It was quite a revelation when i learned to transfer the movement from my hips to my wrist.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:39, archived)
# I had a friend who used to lay on his belly and hump is palm.
When he admitted this to us, we ripped the piss until he eventually changed schools.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:42, archived)
# If I had changed schools then that would have been me.
except I am not too shy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:13, archived)
# ^this
my eyes are not interested, however much i may be.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:24, archived)
# I can do these
but then i find it hard to focus on normal things for about 2 days
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)
# I read somewhere that this kind of stuff is really good for your eyes
if done in strict moderation. I dunno if my eyes are just accustomed to it, or I've strengthened them with these kinds of pics, but I have no problem with stereo pics at all, not even the huge ones. I've been doing 'em since I was a wee bairn and my parents baught me my first camera though.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:25, archived)
# I like these
Have you done any more?

I used to do them with photos, good fun.

It'd be good with animation too :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:27, archived)
# An animation is currently rendering ;)
I did this one too:
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)
# aha!
i can make it work with that one!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Practice practice and you'll be able to do the robot.
The 'bot is much more rewarding.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:47, archived)