Bizarrely I have a similar tale.
I used to hold my cock and thrust, rather than move my hand. It was quite a revelation when i learned to transfer the movement from my hips to my wrist.
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I had a friend who used to lay on his belly and hump is palm.
When he admitted this to us, we ripped the piss until he eventually changed schools.
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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name,
Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:42,
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If I had changed schools then that would have been me.
except I am not too shy.
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Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:13,
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