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(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Pure brilliance.
I love pelicans. They come up to me in the back yard and grunt at me sometimes. I learnt that if you grunt at them while they are around they actually come up to to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# ....It also helps when you are holding a fish in your hand.
(chickenbum YOU TRY BEING SPN'S WIFE!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Or,
when I rub you up before going out there & wave my hands around a bit they go mental!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# whatever.
(chickenbum YOU TRY BEING SPN'S WIFE!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)
# cool,
I am going up your shitter tonight then love:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)
# i use
pelican pheromones - they loves that the horny flappy faced fish eating fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)
# that & gaffa tape.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# and
prawn flavoured lube!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)