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# Yeah, I know it's a day late...
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Evening Sir Pij!
how goes it?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Not bad mate,
Kind of regretting putting an Alf post down thereV. But meh, fuck it!

Hows yourself?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# in line with the current mood
im feeling rather Alfy!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# You want a little boy to give you a hand job under a coffe table?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# that, and
shouting Willy every three minutes!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# hahahahaaa!
you kill me!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Pure brilliance.
I love pelicans. They come up to me in the back yard and grunt at me sometimes. I learnt that if you grunt at them while they are around they actually come up to to you.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# ....It also helps when you are holding a fish in your hand.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Or,
when I rub you up before going out there & wave my hands around a bit they go mental!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# whatever.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)
# cool,
I am going up your shitter tonight then love:)
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)
# i use
pelican pheromones - they loves that the horny flappy faced fish eating fuckers!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)
# that & gaffa tape.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# and
prawn flavoured lube!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# masterful!
and i need you more tonight!!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# That is super Woo!!! worthy!
Mr T approves.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)
# a slow reply:
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# you win at teh internets!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:04, archived)
# This Way You Dirty B3tards
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(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Lemme give you a pointer
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# simple but effective
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Aaaand have another pea
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Works for me!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# lully stuff innit guv!?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Lovely, lovely.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# where is the 'Chops'?
he should b around at this time of the morn
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Probably looking after his kids.
He even had his first sober Pats day.
And he is 1/2 Irish!
Now THAT shows strength!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Did he have the kids this weekend?
*squeals in delight*

We've invited him for a weekend soon. Despite him being made of 99% wrong.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# he sure did.
I had mine too. It has been ace as always:)
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)
# He's a great bloke. I love him muchly.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# I'd have to agree with you on both counts there.
Just gotta watch him with cans of guinness on lounges after a big day;)

I miss the sexy cunt:(
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I will stroke him for you.
I am sure he will enjoy it almost as much as if you were in the room with him.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# wow
seems like the whole of /talk is moving over here for a day
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# god help us
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I live here now.
sometimes they make me go out when someone important comes over, but it is pretty nice here.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I lurk here sometimes you know.
I am just very very very shit at anything arty.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
# so am I
and it's cool. Anyway, maybe we should all have a boardswap for a day
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Please do,
just get him to point on the doll where I like to touch him.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)
# After a week in Dublin and all day yesterday
I can confirm that this is true
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# no, i think that's perfect timing
the black poo doesn't turn up until the day after St Pat's, obviously...
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# this morning it hurt!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# hahahaha
just in time more like!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I like St Pats day
because I play fiddle and there's always lots of work for me!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# i think you'll find
everyone on b3ta is a fiddler
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Seems to be
on time for a lot of people I'd guess.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# to be fair
it does take a day for the shit to turn black
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)