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# you know the woman
who does the announcements on tube trains? 'The next station is...' etc. This is her. This is why you never see her. They keep her locked away.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 3:13, archived)
# To me
She looks uncannily like that Tara Palmer-Tomlinkpompinson, or whatever she be called.

Except with a dog body.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 3:23, archived)
# Is she the one
who says "mind the gap between the train and the platform" so bloody loud at Hounslow East that I can here it in my front garden?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 3:36, archived)
# that's her.
some may even term it a "bark".
(, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 3:46, archived)
# Do you know
where she lives? I'm going to steal all her Pedigree Chum so she becomes to weak to bark.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 3:53, archived)
# I thought it was more like this....
....or does it look like the chap on the northen line, who kindly tells everyone on the train what is available at every stop?

(, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:14, archived)
# blimey. it's like
watching the new basement jaxx video - that's bizarre to say the least. Where's your head at?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 4:55, archived)