who does the announcements on tube trains? 'The next station is...' etc. This is her. This is why you never see her. They keep her locked away.

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Fri 16 Nov 2001, 3:13,
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She looks uncannily like that Tara Palmer-Tomlinkpompinson, or whatever she be called.
Except with a dog body.
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Fri 16 Nov 2001, 3:23,
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Except with a dog body.
who says "mind the gap between the train and the platform" so bloody loud at Hounslow East that I can here it in my front garden?
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Fri 16 Nov 2001, 3:36,
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where she lives? I'm going to steal all her Pedigree Chum so she becomes to weak to bark.
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Fri 16 Nov 2001, 3:53,
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