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i've had no cans of cider since age 17

i win.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:04, archived)

I'm 21

and I've never had a can of cider.

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:05, archived)

Imagine

alcoholic vineger, and you're pretty much there

(Dr Spam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)

I tried some from a bottle once

but it tasted horrible. I like pineapple bacardi breezers but I don't drink that often.

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:09, archived)

Bear in mind

that stuff tends to taste better from a bottle!

(Dr Spam, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)

Try something sweet

then like Strongbow. Before you know it you'll be able to sink pints of scrumpy. Unless your a fairly petite girl, in which case i dont recommend pints. Maybe the odd half.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:13, archived)

Yeegh

last time I touched scrumpy I had a hangover for two days.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:22, archived)

you dont know

what your missing then

(thediscokingpin, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:06, archived)

six years isn't long enough

i DO know what i'm missing thanks, an i'll stick to the real drinks.

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)

Meh!

Cider puts hairs on your chest, all the oestrogen in beer puts tits on your chest

(thediscokingpin, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:10, archived)

poof.

(night)

(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:20, archived)

Maybe,

but without the gender bending *ahem* chest appendages.

Dont blame me when your sperm count drops

(thediscokingpin, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:25, archived)