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# Morning all!
And how are we today?

This morning, I have so far found out that there is enough iron in the average human body to make one small nail.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:53, archived)
# Yesterday I found out that I hate iron
and steel. Why did I decide to do a metallurgy degree?

Oh yeah, and I'm knackered because I only had about four hours sleep last night.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:54, archived)
# to become rich and famous
having discovered a way to turn belly-button lint into platinum?

(I know, I know, that's alchemy)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:55, archived)
# how would you turn platinum into white powder?





I suppose that would be talchemy
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:59, archived)
# Excellent Punnage
here, have a groan:

Groan..... :)
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:01, archived)
# Do what I do...
Drink lots of Guinness.

Enough for one small nail, and a single filing.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:54, archived)
# I have discovered
Plasterers seem to work on a diffrent timezone
7 o'fukkin clock !!!

what kind of time is that to come round to rip a ceiling down ????
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:55, archived)
# why did the plasterer finish his book so quickly



skim reading, arf!


morning all, sorry for the crap gag, bit hungover
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:01, archived)
# I've got
an exam at 9:30. Toodlepip.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:56, archived)
# good
luck!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:01, archived)
# If in doubt
write something about slip planes*. Works for me anyway.

*Warning: May not be suitable for non-engineering type subjects.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Tis
a meteorology exam. Something about rain would be appropriate...
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:10, archived)
# precipitation
is when wet stuff falls from the sky

including, but not limited to: rain, sleet, snow, hail, frogs, dew...
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:12, archived)
# bird shit
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Ah well
don't write about slip planes. That's my advice.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:15, archived)
# i've got a maths exam
on friday. any advice?
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:18, archived)
# calculator
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Writing
"[lecturer name] is a cunt" won't get you better marks.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Tired!
You're LATE! Wednesdays almost over...
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Scared
I've never been on the board this early. (Unless you count post midnight shennanigans).

Your all gay by the way

Oh, and morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:00, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:02, archived)
# *shock*
Little Billy's been telling eh? Well, it's a trip to the abbatoir for him.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:02, archived)
# sorry, couldn't resist
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:03, archived)
# heh
check the properties for that one, i could be sure i told it to say something else..

right, i'm offskis. uni calls!
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Morning sir,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:03, archived)