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# I've had a Chinese and I'm drinking lager now.
What's your point?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:04, archived)
# that sounds bloody nice
I wish I'd just had a chinese and was drinking lager
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Discobeans!
'Ning sir! The Chinese lady who was working in the Chinese (unsurprisingly) was very beautiful. I shall be going back there.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:08, archived)
# oh, so that's what you meant
when you said you'd "had a chinese"
tsingtao, by any chance? it's the only one to have with a chinese
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Haha! I wish unfortunately :(
/will be popping back soon
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:15, archived)
# 'ning ^_^
that's one way to get the punters in "I'm pretty! buy my shit!"

works for me :D
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:11, archived)
# I had trouble ordering haha
I didn't know where to look ;)
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:16, archived)
# awww
:D

(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:22, archived)
# that's almost sweet
you should tell her that next time.
see how she reacts
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:45, archived)
# just had a smoked sausage supper after the pub
and now having a cup o' tea.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Sounds braw!
I fancy sausages later when I get peckish again.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:11, archived)
# I had a clutch of sausages earlier today
full slurp meal, was actually nice, and the lidl tinned tomatoes were actually good, from a tin... good!!

was impressed

probably full of mind altering drugs :D
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:12, archived)
# I hope so!
Nothing like getting monged off your tits on cheap Lidl veg ;)
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:18, archived)
# man
I really know how to party, innit :D
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:23, archived)
# what is this anyway? "what i had for dinner in my summer holidays"
curry.
wine
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:12, archived)
# yes
what you had for dinner in your summer holidays as a small boy in 1920's surrey
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:13, archived)
# how dare you!
i've never been to surrey.
except for that job interview once. which i didn't get
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:15, archived)
# yes
sadly, without your knowledge, you were a small boy in 1920's surrey enjoying a dinner during summer for no apparent reason
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:17, archived)
# I've never visited 1920's Surrey
though I'd like to have dinner there some time. In summer of course.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:23, archived)
# I think we should all have a bash in 1920's surrey, in the summertime
it'll require the use of a time machine, heavily armed guards so as not to have the locals mess with us and of course a disclaimer will need to be signed due to the potential catastrophic destruction of every aspect of our existence

but it's worth it for a few pints and a snack, innit :D
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Cor!
I'm up for that. It's certainly worth it to have some sandwiches on 1920's grass and a bit of 1920's muff.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:33, archived)
# too right
if we dress up dapper we can meet a nice flapper slapper!
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:35, archived)
# seconded.
note: you are not allowed any 1920s muff if you have ancestors from the area
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:39, archived)
# ahh
why worry

it's not like everyone uses all of their chromosomes correctly anyway
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:41, archived)
# I'd like to think so!
I might have a big poo later but I don't want to talk about that.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:20, archived)
# for dinner?!
you sick fucker
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:25, archived)
# No! I'll be the producer of that item
Someone else can eat it. It'll be on ebay this time tomorrow night.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:30, archived)