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[challenge entry] Yes I know text on a picture

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(jamezp1, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:02, archived)
# I want to know why people would want to be more like peep show's jeremy
Except for maybe that kinky American lass he was with.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:08, archived)
# He encompasses anything that is painfully trendy and
cool,
like macs? apparently
do you want to be trendy and cool unlike that supersquare mark? no, buy a mac. That is the best evil apple manipulation can do clearly
(jamezp1, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:14, archived)
# Surely
"Do you want to be, like jez, a failure, a wannabe, a closet case and a bit of a twat? Then buy a mac and let everyone know it."
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:18, archived)
# They're just doing another series of peep show
because they're bbc two thing was awful
(jamezp1, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:20, archived)
# 13th april/peep show/not written by them/ GREAT
whenever/that blah blah/by them/shit
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:25, archived)
# you're nobody until you hang around all day drinking lattes in hoxton bars
on the wifi with your powerbook.

I know, I've seen them. They're cool.

Actually, I saw one of those cool types today in a trendy hoxton bar, using a powerbook on the free wifi, who had the smallest mac ever. Any he had the resolution right up so it was all high detail. and he had the smallest font going. Presumably to fit more than a sentence on the 12" screen. He spent the best part of an hour hunched over squinting at the thing. He'll probably need glasses if he carries on like that.

But fuck me he looked cool...

no, wait, hang on....
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:27, archived)
# what a cool dude.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:29, archived)
# Shame he didn't realise
that Macs are girls computers
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:30, archived)
# oh yeah real cool,
about as cool as a turd in a thermos!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:30, archived)
# bad choice of metaphor.
I defy you not to think "hey that's pretty cool" upon receipt of said turd laden flask.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:32, archived)
# yes but imagine
for a second if you will actually needing a snapper in a flask in the first place and then getting one -
cooler than a henri winkler cryogenics kit!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:41, archived)
#
يبعد إعلان الرئيس الايراني أحمدي نجاد ا
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:17, archived)
# and on that note, bed
night all

Yeknom out
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:18, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:24, archived)
# sexy!
hey how my big sexy mr horrible? are you feeling sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:27, archived)
# I'm always sexy Doctor
ALWAYS.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 2:46, archived)