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FIEND,
Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:57,
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That's just grown up talk for SEXYFIED! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:07,
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from the 1996 Darwin Awards[Times of London] A thief who snuck into a hospital was scarred for life when he tried to get a suntan. After evading security staff at Odstock Hospital in Salisbury, Wiltshire, and helping himself to doctor's paging devices, the thief spotted a sunbed. He walked into the unit and removed his clothes for a 45-minute tan. However, the high-voltage UV machine at the hospital, which is renowned for its treatment of burns victims, has a maximum dosage of 10 seconds. After lying on the bed for almost 300 times the recommended maximum time, the man was covered in blisters. Hours later, when the pain of the burns became unbearable, he went to Southampton General Hospital, 20 miles away, in Hampshire. Staff became suspicious because he was wearing a doctor's coat. After tending his wounds they called the police. Southampton police said, "This man broke into Odstock and decided he fancied a quick suntan. Doctors say he is going to be scarred for life."
might be fake like most of them...
(might be fake like most of them...
pzyko Query failed.,
Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:04,
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hehe - i liked one wherea guy goes into a newsagents and asks for some fags.
he gives the lady a £10 note and when she opens the till he smacks her on the head, grabs the till drawer and legs it.
the till only had £2.50ish in change in it because her husband had forgotten to do the float.
so he theif was out of pocket AND heleft the fagson the counter
(he gives the lady a £10 note and when she opens the till he smacks her on the head, grabs the till drawer and legs it.
the till only had £2.50ish in change in it because her husband had forgotten to do the float.
so he theif was out of pocket AND heleft the fagson the counter
swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad.,
Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:09,
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Hahahahahahaha!I pity the fool
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:13,
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