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# specially
when the mayonnaise and mustard leaks out of the sarnie onto yer lap.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Do you know it's illegal
to make a sandwich in the UK without Mayonnaise?

FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)
# shit - I used
butter substitute at lunchtime. Am I in bother, Ossifer?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)
# The only butter substitute is
Bitter! London pride f'rinstance..
Skip the solids.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)
# I refer the
good doctor to my previous post on this subject, which resides on the previous page in the spazz. Or maybe the one before it.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Mayonnaise is the devil's pus!
Salad cream is nectar! Well, actually its a better match to pus in colour but at least tastes of food. /knife /fork
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)