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# I woke up to find a 3cm cut on my forehead
Which wouldn't be so bad if I could explain it. It wasn't there last night.

I think I must be a sleep-emo.
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:02, archived)
# sleemo?
maybe it's just the demons of the night or aliens just sexing you when you are asleep and getting a bit overexcited
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:03, archived)
# you need to cut your nails!
or buy some baby glove things that stops them from scratching themselves

*failed child-development*
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# i'm sorry about that
i've been meaning to file down the rather sharp zip on my stalking catsuit for ages, it won't happen again, a 30 degree wash should get rid of the stain on your pillow.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Ah
I wondered where that had come from
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:11, archived)