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# nibble top
try and get as much out of inside as possible without breaking chocolate.

Smile at the ladies. Ask them if they've ever wondered about girl love.



Obviously I've not done this since getting with Manwife, but it worked a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:39, archived)
# oh my
did it suddenly get hot in here, i think i need a sit down
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:42, archived)
# You can borrow it.
Obviously if you ask about the girl love, you may just get a slap (if you're a boy, which I'm guessing you are).

The point of the exercise is showing them how dextrous your tongue is, so best not to do it if you're shit with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:44, archived)
# or have a tongue like a joint of ham


...messy
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:46, archived)
# if you have a tongue like a joint of ham I would suggest suicide and donation to the science museum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)
# i feel like that 99% of the time
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:50, archived)
# And the other 1%
Oooooh, two pints is on.


See? I get to hate myself too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)
# it becomes 100% if i watch 2 pints of shandy and a packet of pork scratchings
what a dreadfully shonky pile of horse toss that is
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:56, archived)
# I love it though
And pork scratchings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:56, archived)
# i love pigs toenails
but only like the first 3....the rest of the packet becomes a chore very quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Nah, better and better!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 23:01, archived)
# ^
(picitujeromanov, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)
# HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WITH MANWIFE?
Aren't you going to bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)