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[challenge entry] Quick and cheesy

From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 454 entries (closed)

(lichnis chalcedonica, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 15:37, archived)
# BMW=break my windows
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Blinkers May Work
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Berliner, männlich, willig!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Apr 2007, 15:42, archived)
# yoooohooo!
*waves Knut in the air*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 15:44, archived)
# *shoots Knut with 12-gauge*
is the Knut rush still going?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Apr 2007, 15:45, archived)
# oh yes
40,000 zoo visitors expected today
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 15:51, archived)
# heh

now, where's SkUG? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 15:44, archived)
# AAAHH not again!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Apr 2007, 15:45, archived)
# I like that 4x4
but I only want it if I can make it run on a mixture of solid lead and the blood of the dispossesed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 16:03, archived)
# My experience of these is that the drivers tend to be female.
Same for BMWs. (No hidden meaning or slur intended, just an observation.)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 16:08, archived)
# This is true
most of the 4x4/'utillity sports' owners I've known have been female.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Bader Meinhof Wagons
(f_cough Goddamn dipshit Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks!, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 16:12, archived)