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[challenge entry] Well, it had to be done...

From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 287 entries (closed)

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)
# What food do you give to boobies?
(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Rigby + Peller
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Penn + Teller
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)
# dont make me teller again
(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)
# *rubs black eye*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)
# peaR
(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)
# "Scott Baio gave me pink eye"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I didn't know what pink eye was until a few weeks ago.
I like lots of pron; but thats not my thing.
(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:49, archived)
# pink eye is conjunctivitis, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I thought it was when you got semen in your eye and it went all red.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# oh right
well, maybe, but in general, i think it's conjuctivitis
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:54, archived)
# I've never had conjunctivitis.
What's it like?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Painful.
Your eyes go all itchy.
(Pretty strangers and promises, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Thats one term for it.
Another term would be for blokes blowing a load into a womans open eye.

Egh. not too sure how this gets people going?
(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:54, archived)
# It fucking hurts.
Some people like things that fucking hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:54, archived)
# i've not even had my own load in my eye.
Not too sure what the odds have been. 50/50 some lonely nights.

Did you give or receive?
(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Receive.
I have, unfortunately, no penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
# captain wow is a lady
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)
# could have spidermaned it to another person.
Go web go
(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# you speak truth



makes a fucking change ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:59, archived)
# "The very first time, that I say your brown eye"
was a song by that woman with an eyepatch...um...Blackbeard...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:51, archived)
# your lips said hello
I wonder if they both said it at the same time, and why she wasn't more freaked out by that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha
see? you say funny stuff all the time!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Not knowingly!
I think you're easily pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Oh yeah
I also want to know how her co-singer (Brian Harvey) managed to run himself over, thats good going by any standards.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
# He's a dick
Loved East 17 though....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Thats coz you're a giiiiiiirl and you wanted to marry them
*runs off giggling*



(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Only the fit one that didn't do anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# They like fish
like all members of the albatross family
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)
# B reast?
i want one
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)